So! I love to make lists. And I have a variety of list-making books that have been given to me… “So?” you may ask. Well, my lovely friend, Sarah, suggested that I post them here so you guys can play along if you want.
So. Here we go.
List All The Activities You’d Do If You Weren’t So…
old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on
then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources
Thank you my dear
making fun of other people’s appearance is so weak and it is never funny please behave
Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse
50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes
Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?
50 Shades of Glorified Abuse
50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use
Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t A Kink
50 Shades of I don’t give a fuck because I enjoyed the books in all their “badly written” glory and I will watch the movies happily and with excitement because I can see it as fiction in the same way I can watch Fast and Furious and not go on dangerous high speed races on the streets. Please just let people enjoy this badly written smut, let me enjoy this in the same way you enjoy whatever guilty pleasure you have. You want to become more educated in S&M? go read a book about it, go take a seminar do whatever you want. Leave people alone, let people enjoy what they want, stop shaming everyone because they don’t enjoy what you like. Tumblr was where those of us who were picked on and tormented for our differences went to seek acceptance and you people have turned it into High School.Congratulations really thank you for creating another place where I will be attacked and publicly humiliated for what I like.